The other night I had some of the hottest food I think I’ve ever had. The kind of spicy where your eyes are watering, your mouth feels like it’s going to spontaneously combust, and you can barely speak as the heat of the food is entering into your throat. I don’t like spicy food. I love it. I mean, I really really REALLY love the feeling that I just described above. What’s even better is the feeling after the heat…